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job search obstacle #1: necessary skills

E: so i’m job searching
and i found this in one of the job descriptions:
” * While performing the duties of this job, the employee is regularly required to sit; use hands to finger, handle, or feel objects, tools or controls; reach with hands and arms; and talk and hear. The employee frequently is required to walk. The employee is occasionally required to stand, climb or balance, and stoop, kneel, crouch or crawl.”
L: sounds perfect
except I guess for the crawling part
that may be asking a little much
E: i dunno
they require you to walk.
and to sit.
L: and finger things…
what is this job?
E: no clue

some marketing thing
L: why would you need to finger things and crawl for a marketing job?

E: hey, whatever it takes to sell a product…
L: ahhh…I think you should apply just to see
E: lol
L: and when they ask you about your skills do a cartwheel and some power lunges
E: heck yes! i think i’ve just found a new line for “additional skills” on my resume…

August 3, 2009 Posted by | job search | , | Leave a comment