SCREW PHOTOSHOP!

MS Paint…the medium of true art.

hippo…potamus?

Hippo

K: where do hippos live?
E:
in africa?
E:
it looks like he has a ballsack on his face.
K:
dude.
you made me draw a fucking hippo in ms paint
E:
i am impressed with your use of color.
K:
Well thank you.
hippos remind me of rainbows
E:
is he a jesus hippo?
K:
Funny you ask.
He is.
or should I say was…
he was supposed to board the ark with his hippo life partner Sal. Sadly, Hal (this hippo), was busy drinking whiskey and ate one too many quaaludes and ended up passing out beneath the steamy waters of the Nile and was left behind to bask in his drunken glory under the beautiful African sunset. If I were Jesus, he’d be my favorite…

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July 23, 2009 Posted by | heterosexual life partner, K's drawings, story | , , , , , | Leave a comment