A list gone wrong
K to E, L, A: List for today: If you had 100,000 grand today, and you’re debts were wiped clean, what would you spend it on…?
E: I would use it to send K to grammar school so that she can learn the proper uses/forms of “your/you’re” and “their, they’re”.
K: f*ck off. I would send you to k-9 training academy w/o armor so dogs could rips your limbs off.
or should i say you’re limbs off…
E: one of these days you should start using the default “freebie” and just say that you never learned grammar because you were an underprivileged youth and you went to an inner city school.
K: First tier suburb, thank you. (side note: shouldn’t you be answering a phone or something right now…?)
L: Girls…Girls…The only way so settle this is a gold old fashioned MS Paint draw off.
Inspiration…The past times of a ADD ridden flamingo.
*the following is a side conversation that occurred shortly after the draw off challenge was issued:
L: I see you have been hard at work this morning
E: of course! that drawing is a tough one.
L: well it has to be if it is a competition
but…. what does anyone with ADD do?
L: a lot of stuff
all at once
E: all flamingos do is sleep.
L: not when they have ADD
and there-in lies the problem.
E: well i have a good background going
but still no clue what to do with the flamingo.
L: You can do it
I believe in you.
E: i think K cheated.
she didn’t draw all of hers.
L: just because you didn’t think of it…doesn’t make it cheating
E: oh, i see how it is
you’ve already decided who won.
E: i’m not even done with mine yet!
this isn’t fair!!
*meanwhile, K started talking smack:
K: you’re jsut jealous
wants some haterade to go with your hatertots??
E: jealous of what??
your minority status?
K: my flamingo
so not cheating
using creative resources
E: i bet they taught you that in the inner city school. half assed jobs.
and now, what you’ve all been waiting for — the drawings
Not only is this flamingo ADD ridden...he Flammy also loves the spotlight and lil' Neil Diamond...
A yard care aficianado, Phinaeus the Flamingo spends some time cleaning his pool. Due to severe ADD, Phinaeus is always on the move and preps himself for a long day of mowing and hedge trimming by drinking some coffee and downing some Adderall.