a text from dad
Dad: Whaaaaaz up?
Me: I’m at work. “whaaaz up” with you?
Me: nice. are you going to the fair this weekend?
Dad: no – i would never go on the weekend. too many people.
Me: you sure? we could go mullet-hunting.
Dad: when are you coming out? you have mail and a paycheck. must be nice not to need the $$
<insert normal conversation>
Dad: we’re having steak 2nite. 2 bad u wont b here.
Me: save me some, i’ll get it this weekend.
Dad: NOT! Bye 4 now.
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